Yeh

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Fri, 17 May 2013 09:18:34 -0400

I curled my hair last night using just clothes. it worked really...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:30:19 -0400

I curled my hair last night using just clothes. it worked really well in that it got my hair curly but I know all the security guards will snicker at this do and thats ok and you know yolo or whatever.

thepit-nyc: Have you seen the latest PITtv video, Prom...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:52:51 -0400

thepit-nyc:

Have you seen the latest PITtv video, Prom Moms?

Find out more about PIT Prom HERE.

From the minds of PITtv’s, Waterbirth.
☆New funny videos every week on the PITtv YouTube channel.☆

medranochav: little deaths and i’m dying all day about it this...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:28:48 -0400

medranochav:

little deaths and i’m dying all day about it

this word is who i am

People go to NASCAR for the crashes, which is the opposite reason why people go to circus...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:56:00 -0400

People go to NASCAR for the crashes, which is the opposite reason why people go to circus performances. To see a juggler drop the club is disappointing and awkward.

I went to a circus performance by myself today. It’s been a pathetic day. I can’t wait for it to be over.

I’m just going to listen Al Green on repeat until I’m not sad anymore.

medranochav: dcperformanceart: Good Morning...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:23:32 -0400

medranochav:

dcperformanceart:

Good Morning Washington!

Eleanor Barba and Rachel Hrbek

I’ve watched and re-watched this like a total of a billion times. Your faves could never.

Being in this is the closest thing I will have to being in the Twilight Zone.

I walked into my apartment to Alexa and her boyfriend asleep as 30 rock played on

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:58:00 -0400

Alexa: How was your date?
Me: It was good, movies and drinks, you know. And some smoochin'. This time, though, I tried to slip some tongue and he was NOT having it. What do you think this means?
Alexa: I don't know...

Alexa: But what if I did know what that means? And I was like it means blah blah, blah blah.

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 12:36:15 -0400

Steroids make everything feel better.

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:19:35 -0500

Leaving Herbie’s apartment, I walked behind a couple. The girl kept talking about pulling switch blades from her cunt and stabbing people and killing people. I passed them, and as I walked down the block the guy yelled at me “you’re fucking weird. YOU’Re fucking WEIRD.”

Really I was just cold and trying to get out of west philly. I looked down at my jacket and felt, again, like a jackass for having sewn a sunflower button on it.

This girl yesterday scoffed at me when I said Play Boy had good...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 09:45:04 -0500

This girl yesterday scoffed at me when I said Play Boy had good articles. I said I’m not going to get off on images—I’m desensitized to them. She scoffed some more and then i made a comment about gifs. And she said “yeah, what about gifs? Are you desensitized to those too?”

And I said no.

medranochav: fuck, me.

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:48:22 -0500

medranochav:

fuck, me.

suit and tie shit tied shit tied (coping a lot with pop songs)

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 23:24:00 -0500

in my google search history is you! along with cute baby banana video and what snake venom does to blood is the overwhelming question that always starts with you and ends unresolved: how do you let go of someone?

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Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:28:36 -0500

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Wed, 06 Feb 2013 01:27:42 -0500

Everyone's last and you're not first.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 11:27:51 -0500

just gonna say fuck it and not brush my hair and not change outta yesterdays clothes and just go to wholefoods

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:05:16 -0500

sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:04:47 -0500

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

fivefingerfortunes: The End

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 16:50:41 -0500

fivefingerfortunes:

The End

its like, one day i'll have to confess to my Episcopal grandmother that I had sex with a Jew and that no, I'm not sorry, but you're probably not upset anyway.

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 22:08:00 -0500

im drunk and alone in philadelphia. but it’s ok.

medranochav: choicee

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:25:14 -0500

medranochav:

choicee