so like
recently all these unsensible friends of mine have been getting dogs. wanting dogs. and i think that’s really stupid because they’re a lot of work and why would you want your twenties to be even harder.
and then my friend got pregnant. and like, it’s a lot harder telling your pregnant friend that having a baby is they stupidest decision of her life, than it is to tell your unsensible friends that dogs are just too much work.