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I curled my hair last night using just clothes. it worked really well in that it got my hair curly but I know all the security guards will snicker at this do and thats ok and you know yolo or whatever.

I curled my hair last night using just clothes. it worked really well in that it got my hair curly but I know all the security guards will snicker at this do and thats ok and you know yolo or whatever.

People go to NASCAR for the crashes, which is the opposite reason why people go to circus performances.  To see a juggler drop the club is disappointing and awkward. 

I went to a circus performance by myself today. It’s been a pathetic day. I can’t wait for it to be over.

I’m just going to listen Al Green on repeat until I’m not sad anymore.

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Good Morning Washington!

Eleanor Barba and Rachel Hrbek


I’ve watched and re-watched this like a total of a billion times. Your faves could never.

Being in this is the closest thing I will have to being in the Twilight Zone.

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I walked into my apartment to Alexa and her boyfriend asleep as 30 rock played on

  • Alexa: How was your date?
  • Me: It was good, movies and drinks, you know. And some smoochin'. This time, though, I tried to slip some tongue and he was NOT having it. What do you think this means?
  • Alexa: I don't know...
  • Alexa: But what if I did know what that means? And I was like it means blah blah, blah blah.

Steroids make everything feel better.

Leaving Herbie’s apartment, I walked behind a couple. The girl kept talking about pulling switch blades from her cunt and stabbing people and killing people. I passed them, and as I walked down the block the guy yelled at me “you’re fucking weird. YOU’Re fucking WEIRD.”

Really I was just cold and trying to get out of west philly. I looked down at my jacket and felt, again, like a jackass for having sewn a sunflower button on it. 

This girl yesterday scoffed at me when I said Play Boy had good articles. I said I’m not going to get off on images—I’m desensitized to them. She scoffed some more and then i made a comment about gifs. And she said “yeah, what about gifs? Are you desensitized to those too?” And I said no.  

This girl yesterday scoffed at me when I said Play Boy had good articles. I said I’m not going to get off on images—I’m desensitized to them. She scoffed some more and then i made a comment about gifs. And she said “yeah, what about gifs? Are you desensitized to those too?”

And I said no.  

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